So that you can better assess me, here are all the descriptions! Meet the Princess. On first glance you count only 12 ribs, but don't worry, they're all there. She has more rhinestones on her sunglasses than brain cell connections, but who's counting? If she's in your class, make sure to check your seat for chihuahua droppings before sitting down. Oh, and she's totally sorry about crashing her latest BMW into your car. Tee hee! Meet the Fatty. Oh, sorry, "curvy." This girl seems to always wear everything and anything she shouldn't... like spandex... or tights. That's pretty much all there is to say about her, except that if you want to find her on campus, you definitely will. Meet the Jock Without a Cock. She doesn't have a penis but she looks like she should. You may have seen a pack of them running by in only their sports bras and workout shorts, but you definitely didn't look twice. You probably hid in the bushes. Meet Nor-Cal Girl. Upon first conversation you will find out she's from Nor-Cal. She doesn't wear 'aviators' goddamnit, she wears stunners. She also knows all the words to "Go Dumb" and automatically thinks she's "hella" harder than you are. Meet the Mouse. She's the weird girl who only ever opened her mouth to giggle wildly at some obscure art reference the teacher made. She likes flashy colors like black, grey, and brown. You've never seen her face from behind her unkempt bangs and she usually thinks she's an amazing artist or writer... there's a very small ...
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